The pinyin lyrics to your favorite song.
Expanding Markets
Target, in a bid to keep up with Walmart, is expanding their product line.
Alaskan Cruise
If you’ve been thinking about going on an Alaskan cruise, go now. In a couple more years it won’t be there anymore. Yay Bush.
Publix Revelations
You shouldn’t do that, you don’t want to get a reputation for, like, doing that with everyone.
I know…
I don’t think you should, y’know. You should, like, save yourself for someone you love. Do you love him?
I don’t know…
What about Steve? Did you regret it, like, after you y’know with Steve?
No, not really.
Well, that’s good. But you shouldn’t, like, y’know with everyone. Some day when you’re older you’ll look back and be, like, ‘Eww, why did I do that?’
I know…
Is plastic okay?
