I Hate FedEx
I swear, there’s a conspiracy against me by FedEx. They’re watching my home. Like clockwork they wait until 15 minutes after I leave to deliver any packages to me. It doesn’t matter what time I leave, it’s always 15 minutes after that. I waited an hour and a half later than I usually wait just to try and be present for the package. They never showed. Sure enough, when I now check the tracking information they showed up exactly 15 minutes after I left.